THE PLAYERS

The real life characters fictionalized in John Henry Peabody's The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler
and John Graham's biographical magazine article Who Stole Junpero Serra's Heart in a Jar?
(The Chronicle of the Founder of the California Mission System's Lost Ticker)
are shown below.
The working title of the film is Who Stole Junipero Serra's Heart in a Jar?
although author and real life archaelogist Peabody is hoping the studio
will stick with the title of his book. "They're a little shy about the word `turd' being
on the marquee," Peabody remarked. "But you never know. It just might
be the thing that brings the audience into the theater."

The film should be in theaters next year.

John Henry "Hank" Peabody is the curator of the El Fornio Historical Society. An expert on Central California Coastal Native American Coprolites, Peabody's investigation into the theft of Father Serra's heart leads Hank on a journey into his own life.

 

Janet Librado, the daughter of the legendary town mayor and leader of the Fornay Indians, is a an environmental lawyer and "cousin" of Hank Peabody. Janet finds herself in a predicament when she has to sue the tribe to comply with the Clean Water Act. Along with Hank, she sets out to find the thief of the heart.

 

Sean Heaney is know around town as "The Pelican Man," as well as a writer for the local paper, The Daily Breeze. Sean, a friend of curator Peabody's, has made a living wearing a pelican costume in support of local events. While Sean sees it only as an act, members of the local Fornay tribe believe him to be the reincarnation of a legendary shaman.

 

Elihu Targuman is a semi-homeless sage. Working behind the scenes, Targuman has become a go-to guy to many people in town when information or sublime deeds are needed. Targuman's expertise in formulating datura-based hallucinagenic cocktails is well-known to a particular few.

READ excerpts from The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler

READ excerpts from Who Stole Junipero Serra's Heart in a Jar?

READ OTHER WORK by
JOHN GRAHAM


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